7 Sep 2008

Optimus Prime Is A Douche Bag



I have been pottering about the net for the last hour and a bit. Why? I was watching Transformers. What a piece of shit. Gave up after an hour and its been rumbling in the background. Bang, bang, lllooooooooooooottttttssssss oooooooooooooffff ssllooooooooowwwwwwwww mooootionnnnnnnnnnnnn, CLEAVAGE, an aussie, hip hop stylee autobots, ass, bangs, things and a total douche in Optimus Prime.

It was a two odd hour music video. For a shit band called Michael Bay & the CGI Orchestra. No jokes, no nothing. Just a deep throated gay colored truck saving the world and lovin' us humans.

Jon Voigt was in it and it's a shame that someone who once showed some sort of acting ability no plays the same husky old man. His movies are a garantee of badness. Something he has passed onto his daughter. What was the aussie girl about???? Why the hip hop autobot, BITCH? why did the soldiers baby not die....or atleast turn into a autobot spy bogey.

Oh sweet jesus that was shit. Atleast I found some quality tunes while ignoring the sloooooooooooooooowwwwww mo'.

One of them was the just awoken Justice mix for Dior which seems to be spreading like a Bellshill originated STD.

Here is a little Justice, music style:

Justice - DVNO (transformer remix)

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